Meet the Groovy Coos Crew
Our fluffiest team members - no resumes required
Likes: Golden hour naps, gentle scritches, being admired from afar, compliments about her coat
Dislikes: Bad hair days (humidity), rushed mornings, when no one notices she’s the prettiest
Known For: Effortless beauty, slow blinks that melt hearts, main-character energy
Catchphrase: “I woke up like this.”
Ginger
Coo of the mooo - nth
Likes: Chappell Roan (on repeat), dramatic sunsets, being told he’s intimidating but sensitive, long pauses before moving
Dislikes: Being rushed, farm drama, vibes that are even slightly off
Known For: Standing still like a statue, emotional depth, setting the tone for the entire pasture
Catchphrase: “Let’s all just… feel this moment.”
Coleman
Head of vibes
Likes: Snacks (obviously), snack anticipation, watching other cows eat snacks, accidental double snacks
Dislikes: Empty buckets, delayed feeding times, anyone pretending they’re not hungry
Known For: Showing up exactly when food appears, intense eye contact near treat bags, excellent snack radar
Catchphrase: “Is this for everyone, or just me?”
Meloni
Director of Snacks
Likes: Quiet patrols, misty mornings, standing slightly apart, knowing things
Dislikes: Sudden noises, foolish behavior, unnecessary chaos
Known For: Watching silently, appearing out of nowhere, keeping the peace with a single stare
Catchphrase: “I saw that.”
Morticia
Pasture Security